Nobel Prize One Liners
In response to President Obama winning the Nobel Prize, my friend John Mark Reynolds threw all of these one-liners up on Facebook. I thought they were pretty funny.
- Since Obama won the Peace Prize, I would like the literature prize for my unpublished novel since I have great hopes for it.
- Obama wins Cy Young for intending to hit home plate with first pitch of season!
- Use “Obama standard” for next promotion. You have changed the TONE of office and INTEND to do great work, therefore you have earned a raise.
- All students now enrolled in college have earned doctorates based on intention and sincerity! Well done and thank the “Obama Standard!”
- Packers declared Super Bowl winners based on “sincerity” of their fans and Aaron Rodgers change of tone from Favre “gun slinger” mentality.
- Nobel Peace Prize Committee Apologizes for Prize Saying Nomination Based on “Onion” story. “We were fooled like everyone else!” chair said.
- Obama proclaimed Holy Roman Emperor. Committee noted Prez intended to be holy, once ate Italian food, and would look good wearing crown.
- Benedict steps down and College names Obama new Pope for intention to be a good Christian. Church apologizes for acting “so slowly.”
- Russian proclaims President Obama “Tsar of all Russias” for watching Dr. Zhivago in one sitting and having read “War and Peace” in college.
- Iran gives up nuclear arms and proclaims President Obama “Shah of Persia” realizing he is not Bush, owns Persian rug, and means well.
- Peace comes to Middle East as Iran recognizes President as “Hidden Imam” based on his intent to read Koran this year.
- Nobel Peace Prize now equivalent of “Most Improved” on kid’s soccer teams.
photo credit: Smithsonian Institution
