Apparently, I’m a Pervert
I met up with a friend in Vegas this last weekend. We were there for separate conferences. We were walking through the Venetian and he asked me to take a picture of this hallway from an ankle view. Wanting to be a good friend I agreed. What neither he nor I considered was that a major Porn convention was also in town and they were holding a banquet in the Venetian that very night.
So. . . .
I’m on my knees angling my camera lens slightly upwards. Since I was focused on taking a rather difficult photo without a tripod I did not notice a gaggle of scantily clad women walking towards us. Sure enough they were porn stars. The immediately noticed my camera and (being porn stars) assumed the worst. They all started ripping into me for trying to shoot up their skirts and a number of them declared me to be a pervert.
As I attempt to regain my dignity I commented something to the effect of “so that’s what you have to do to be called a pervert by pornographers”.
In the horizontal photo you can see the group of distinguished women at the end of the hallway.
